THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD
best gif on the internet
I just forgot I had my Bluetooth hooked up to the wireless portable speakers and I’m laying in my bed and the speakers are in the living room and I hit play on my phone and heard it play faintly in the silence of the night from the other room and I just about screamed from fear before I realized what was going on
This is corn! (Image courtesy of Greg Schoen/Native Seeds)
Glass Gem Corn, to be precise. We’ve got the story of how these brilliant kernels (and other designer crops) came to be. Blue tomatoes! Pinberries! Terrestrial wasabi!
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
[Palestinian holds up a poster:
Take my water
Burn my olive trees
Destroy my house
Take my job
Steal my land
Imprison my father
Kill my mother
Bomb my country
Starve us all
Humiliate us all
I am to blame: I shot a rocket back]
The photo speaks louder than any caption ever could.
Nico, the tenderest queer I know, is trying to raise funds to get their top surgery. For those who don’t know, top surgery is an excessively expensive and immensely relieving process.
Nico spends their time working for a non-profit dedicated to transforming systems of oppression that affect farmworker communities. When Nico is not working, they spend their time painting lovely watercolors, reading subversive literature and making everyone swoon.
Top surgery is an emotional, spiritual and physical necessity for this fine queer. The cost of this surgery is upwards of 7000 dollars. This is unobtainable with non-profit wages. Please donate whatever you can to help ease the financial burden of this life saving and altering procedure!
hey folks, this is still a thing! this is still a thing that needs your support and donations if you can spare them. if not, please share with your people. we’re almost to $1k and that is awesome! thanks for looking, reblogging, donating, etc. <3
Their birthday is coming up. Let’s make this happen!
do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals